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I Consider Myself Smarter Than A Donkey So I Remain Hopeful
“There are three stages in the work of God: Impossible; difficult; done.”
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Mr. and Mrs. Hippenhammer
We just got back from ANOTHER trip to Pennsylvania and it’s good to be home even though being at home means sitting on a crooked toilet.
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Flying with Toddlers & the Depravity of Mankind
Flying with a toddler is like pulling the pin on an old military surplus Russian grenade, gingerly placing it into a refrigerator, then climbing in and closing the door behind…
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Some Assembly Required
I bought a new vacuum cleaner. It’s a premium, deluxe, extra awesome Bissell that Walmart had on sale for $50. After ripping the box open, I found a motley crew…