Lately I’ve been scooping poop out of the bathtub. I can hear what you’re saying. “Poop goes in the toilet Josh, not the bathtub.” You should explain that to my two year old daughter! I can tell Adi has pooped in the tub because she lets out a horrified shriek and scrambles over the side … Continue reading Mundane Chapters & Crocodiles in the Bathtub
It’s a little more challenging than packing up a shirt you sold on eBay, that’s for sure. It’s crossing the ocean while sitting on the deck of an ocean liner so it will be exposed to hot temperatures, humid conditions, and quite a bit of jostling.
Above: These circles are made up of differently colored spots and are one method used to diagnose colorblindness. "Normal" people can see numbers in all the circles while I can see the numbers in just one, or maybe two if I squint and guess. I guess you could say the problem started back when I … Continue reading Defective Crayons and A Change of Plans
We love our church, River of Life Fellowship, but we don't live in Indiana anymore and no matter how much you love a church, driving almost five hours to get there isn't practical. We would also be driving past 4,451 other churches and I'm guessing we can make one of those 4,451 churches work - … Continue reading The Church Search
Janice's parents were visiting last weekend and bought us a hummingbird feeder. Now we have several hummingbirds flying around our back porch, fighting over the sugar water supply like a bunch of Middle East tyrants. Hummingbirds are pretty neat and all but they aren't that special. If I fed Adi nothing but sugar water for … Continue reading Fence Jumper
One of the problems with the airplane, the pilot noted, was that the engine ran hotter than it should. Once the engine cowling (the hood of the airplane) was removed, the highly trained specialists at MMS Aviation soon found the problem; The engine bay was full of mud!
When God does call you to eat an elephant, He will help you eat the entire carcass; even the chewy gross bits such as the floppy ears, big toenails, and the hairy tail.
Where to start? We've been busy. The day before we moved to Ohio, some “friends” brought over a present for Adi - a brand new baby kitten! I’d rather that they gave Adi a megaton of TNT since TNT doesn’t shed hair or poop in your shoes. Plus, it still kills moles in your backyard! … Continue reading A Toddler Can Melt Your Heart Faster Than A Flamethrower
As of May 20, 2019, we're officially, really, actually, truly, legit 100% fully funded! Research shows that only 15% of missionaries who start the support raising process actually finish it and get to the field. I learned this statistic after we began the process, so it was too late to second guess our decision - … Continue reading 100%
Marriage counseling is big business and I almost feel bad because my advice is so good it may put a lot of good counselors out of business. Now I don't claim this one piece of advice can fix already broken marriages but it can help build a solid foundation for new ones. But, before I … Continue reading The Single Best Piece of Marriage Advice for Single Men (& It’s Only 1 step)