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Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader
Once again I realized that, in theory I know how birth works, but I still have trouble believing it does.
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Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me
There’s a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they’re smarter than me and will move out on their own.
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April 2021 Newsletter
During routine overhaul procedures, we ended up solving a vibration issue in the engine that the Fickers were struggling with for six years.
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Introducing Elliot Adrian Snader
For one thing, your wife becomes very hormonal, which isn’t her fault, really, it’s just God’s way of making up for your lack of effort during childbirth.
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Trials & Entitled Weenies
I’d be like, “Get a life you, entitled weeny” and I’d slap some sense into that spoiled Christian.
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Upside Down Babies, Midwifery, & Hocus Pocus Practitioners
So natural remedies are fine but sometimes solutions are a little too supernatural for me.
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Palm Trees & Plagues
I don’t really know how many tentacles an octopus has but a toddler always has eight more than you do.
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Pregnancy Progression & Divine Firewood
I don’t know karate well enough to split trees with my hands so I needed to find a chainsaw.
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Flying with Toddlers & the Depravity of Mankind
Flying with a toddler is like pulling the pin on an old military surplus Russian grenade, gingerly placing it into a refrigerator, then climbing in and closing the door behind…
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The Miracle of Life and the Madness of Pregnancy
God, If Janice loves Alaska, we’ll move there. If not, then I’ll stop bugging you about Alaska and we’ll get on with our lives.
