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Post 201: Anyone In Their Right Mind Knows That Animals Don’t Use Toilets.
We eat antibiotics like Tic-Tacs, we try not to curse the world, and Elliot gets new underwear.
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My Fate Was To Stand There For Eternity Wishing I Were Dead.
We move to Wewak, Papua New Guinea to start our term with Samaritan Aviation.
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Formative Experiences – An Introduction
No matter how formative your experience is becoming, don’t celebrate until you get out alive. Early celebration always invites extra disaster. Unless, of course, you’re experience isn’t satisfactory yet, then…
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Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!
That time when Adi had an allergic reaction, Janice had gallbladder issues, and I got some cysts removed.
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My Problems Are Fine
Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I’d say mine are fine.
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Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me
There’s a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they’re smarter than me and will move out on their own.
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Camping Memories
Camping is the quickest way to make lasting memories and it costs less than many of the more pleasant alternatives like boating or flying or going to Disneyland.
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Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts
Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.
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Hiking North Fork Mountain Trail (Again)
It’s a scientific fact that when you put weight on your shoulders, your spirit deflates at an inversely proportional rate. This explains how a child can weigh as much as…
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Vision Oriented and Budget Limited
A budget minded person would tell my wife to suck it up – new appliances are expensive!
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The Miracle of Life and the Madness of Pregnancy
God, If Janice loves Alaska, we’ll move there. If not, then I’ll stop bugging you about Alaska and we’ll get on with our lives.
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Adilene Gets Sick, Janice Gets Queasy, & I Get Budgeting Help
The smells that emanate from her diaper under normal conditions can euthanize a horse but when she gets the stomach bug I could sell her diapers to ISIS to use…
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Dropping the Ball on New Years
Janice laughed too. “Yay! Now we can practice being poor missionaries in Siberia with a cheap minivan.”
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School of Hard Knocks
Our attempts to get back to “happiness” makes us try to sidestep the “curriculum” that God is using to prepare us for the next stage of our journey.
