Living in Indiana

  • Deliver Me from Temptation: Bacon, Tim Tam Slams, and Pornography

    While I was sitting at the coffee shop, it struck me that bacon, Tim Tams, and the Headship Order have some things in common.

  • Blog 25.4

    Blog 25.4

    You know you’re a parent when you find diarrhea on your shirt but instead of removing it, you smell it first just to make sure it’s actually worth the bother.

  • Adilene Gets Sick, Janice Gets Queasy, & I Get Budgeting Help

    Adilene Gets Sick, Janice Gets Queasy, & I Get Budgeting Help

    The smells that emanate from her diaper under normal conditions can euthanize a horse but when she gets the stomach bug I could sell her diapers to ISIS to use…

  • Dropping the Ball on New Years

    Dropping the Ball on New Years

    Janice laughed too. “Yay! Now we can practice being poor missionaries in Siberia with a cheap minivan.”

  • Family Photo Fun

    Family Photo Fun

    People are more likely to support a family that looks all nice and put together than one where Dad is gritting his teeth holding a screaming baby while Mommy is…