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  • Josh’s Jungle Guide to the Toddler Species

    Josh’s Jungle Guide to the Toddler Species

    Maybe you’re a minimalist who tries to run through the jungle of parenthood wearing nothing but a designer loincloth. Please don’t.

  • Visiting the Potawatomi Zoo (& a few innovative zoo ideas of my own)

    Visiting the Potawatomi Zoo (& a few innovative zoo ideas of my own)

    An expert zoo visiting tip: Bring a Brazilian blow gun with you so you can subtly provoke the animals to swing around their cages exhibiting maximum fierceness

  • Adi’s Lingo

    Adi’s Lingo

    Quickly and easily learn to speak like Adilene, our 16 month old daughter, with this comprehensive guide.

  • Garage Sale Cultures

    Garage Sale Cultures

    In Lancaster County you’re a slacker (which is a slippery slope to a sinner) if your garage sale isn’t churning out revenue by 6 am. Then it shuts down promptly…

  • Minivans are Manly (Obviously) & Cheap

    Minivans are Manly (Obviously) & Cheap

    Before you puff up your chest, pound your pecks with your clenched fists, and bellow laughter, let me explain the pros and cons of mini van ownership.