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Introducing Elliot Adrian Snader
For one thing, your wife becomes very hormonal, which isn’t her fault, really, it’s just God’s way of making up for your lack of effort during childbirth.
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Trials & Entitled Weenies
I’d be like, “Get a life you, entitled weeny” and I’d slap some sense into that spoiled Christian.
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Upside Down Babies, Midwifery, & Hocus Pocus Practitioners
So natural remedies are fine but sometimes solutions are a little too supernatural for me.
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Palm Trees & Plagues
I don’t really know how many tentacles an octopus has but a toddler always has eight more than you do.
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Pregnancy Progression & Divine Firewood
I don’t know karate well enough to split trees with my hands so I needed to find a chainsaw.
