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So Far We’ve Been Spreading Diabetes More Effectively Than The Gospel…
But thank you for your patience with us. Good things take time!
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Cement Blocks in My Emotional Dryer
If it bounces around too long, your emotional dryer will fly to pieces and you’ll become a psychopath or something.
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Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!
That time when Adi had an allergic reaction, Janice had gallbladder issues, and I got some cysts removed.
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My Problems Are Fine
Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I’d say mine are fine.
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We’re Moving to Papua New Guinea! Oliver Gets Covid & More | March 2022 Newsletter
If it wasn’t for Samaritan Aviation, critically ill patients would have to travel by canoe for 2-3 days down a river full of crocodiles and malaria infested mosquitoes to reach the…
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Bunny Husbandry and Strange Talents
A good engineer wouldn’t let a little bunny pee on the porch stop him from persisting until he beat a bad design into a poor one.
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Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me
There’s a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they’re smarter than me and will move out on their own.
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Exploding Stroller Tires and Maintaining Mission Lifelines | September 2021 Newsletter
You don’t need airplanes to be a missionary. But when you do, it’s a lifeline for your ministry!
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The Ketchup Conviction
The ketchup bottle farts and both kids laugh. I laugh too, but only at the kids. I’d never laugh at fart noises, that’s very immature.
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Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts
Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.
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An Airplane Mechanic’s Guide to Raising Children
A blog full of great child rearing tips like Cleaning and Corrosion Control, Read the Manuals, Calibrate Your Instruments, etc.
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Trash Cans, Preschool, Engine Overhauls, and Family Vacay.
Instead of compost, we were producing weapons grade mustard gas.
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Slugs, Haunted Houses, & Indecisive Children
It’s bad enough having tenants that don’t pay rent, it’s even worse if they’re the evil, metaphysical kind.
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June 2020 Newsletter
Sometimes I just shrug my shoulders and decide that I really don’t have to understand my children, just love them.
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We Own A Toddler Sized Swimming Pool with A Self Cleaning Feature
Elliot gets annoyed because we won’t let him enjoy his swimming pool in peace.
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Over the River and Through the Woods…
It’s funny but when you move away from home it feels like everything should stay the same until you come back. It doesn’t.
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October 2019 Newsletter
Right now I’m helping to rebuild a 4 seat Bearhawk that’s owned by an Indiana farmer. He keeps the plane in Haiti where it’s used to support an orphanage.
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Trials & Entitled Weenies
I’d be like, “Get a life you, entitled weeny” and I’d slap some sense into that spoiled Christian.
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Mommy’s Superpowers
Janice opens the cupboard, pulls out a black top hat, sticks her hand into it and yells “Abracadabra!” then pulls out a hot, nutritionally balanced meal neatly arranged on a…
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Good Habits & Bad Habits
At this point, her tiny toothbrush probably has more germs on it than the toilet brush.
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Rain, Flies, Cooking Shows, & A New Mattress
I want to slap every one of them and throw them into a grass covered hut in Haiti for a few weeks and feed them nothing but monkey brains and…
