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  • Acculturating at Mission Training International

    Acculturating at Mission Training International

    I used to think that the only preparation you needed to be a missionary was an appetite for misery and a one way plane ticket.

  • Fishing and Other Bad Behaviors

    Fishing and Other Bad Behaviors

    Immediately bait buckets, lead weights, and sharp hooks fly through the air while full grown men throw themselves on something that’s slicker than a greased pig.

  • Such is Life in a Traveling Circus

    Such is Life in a Traveling Circus

    That time we attended a wedding, I shaved my head, and we found ourselves in Alaska.

  • Getting Things We Don’t Deserve

    Getting Things We Don’t Deserve

    That time when God provided for our MTI training, Elliot learned to ride a bike, and Adi started a brand new life.

  • Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!

    Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!

    That time when Adi had an allergic reaction, Janice had gallbladder issues, and I got some cysts removed.

  • My Problems Are Fine

    My Problems Are Fine

    Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I’d say mine are fine.

  • Bunny Husbandry and Strange Talents

    Bunny Husbandry and Strange Talents

    A good engineer wouldn’t let a little bunny pee on the porch stop him from persisting until he beat a bad design into a poor one.

  • Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader

    Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader

    Once again I realized that, in theory I know how birth works, but I still have trouble believing it does.

  • Close, But No Baby.

    Close, But No Baby.

    Janice recovers from COVID and almost has a baby. I work on a Porter and get some help changing a tire on a King Air.

  • Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me

    Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me

    There’s a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they’re smarter than me and will move out on their own.

  • Camping Memories

    Camping Memories

    Camping is the quickest way to make lasting memories and it costs less than many of the more pleasant alternatives like boating or flying or going to Disneyland.

  • Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts

    Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts

    Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.

  • Fence Jumper

    Fence Jumper

    I fix the van, build a fence to keep my children from hitchhiking, and massacre spiders in my basement.

  • Seven Serious, No Nonsense Tips for First Time Parents

    I’m not saying you have to be enthusiastic about poop – that may be a little overboard – but you’ll have to be able to tolerate it.