Holy Matrimony!

  • Fishing and Other Bad Behaviors

    Fishing and Other Bad Behaviors

    Immediately bait buckets, lead weights, and sharp hooks fly through the air while full grown men throw themselves on something that’s slicker than a greased pig.

  • Such is Life in a Traveling Circus

    Such is Life in a Traveling Circus

    That time we attended a wedding, I shaved my head, and we found ourselves in Alaska.

  • Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!

    Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!

    That time when Adi had an allergic reaction, Janice had gallbladder issues, and I got some cysts removed.

  • My Problems Are Fine

    My Problems Are Fine

    Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I’d say mine are fine.

  • Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader

    Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader

    Once again I realized that, in theory I know how birth works, but I still have trouble believing it does.

  • Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me

    Lest by Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me

    There’s a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they’re smarter than me and will move out on their own.

  • Camping Memories

    Camping Memories

    Camping is the quickest way to make lasting memories and it costs less than many of the more pleasant alternatives like boating or flying or going to Disneyland.

  • Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts

    Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts

    Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.

  • You Can’t Outrun A Game Camera

    You Can’t Outrun A Game Camera

    Halfway through my shower I was lathered head to toe in cheap body wash when the shower abruptly stopped. The water supply had run out! Matt must have forgotten to…

  • The Perfectionist’s Predicament

    The Perfectionist’s Predicament

    It bugs me far less to rock on a creepy rocking chair than to fix the creepy rocking chair halfheartedly.

  • Palm Trees & Plagues

    Palm Trees & Plagues

    I don’t really know how many tentacles an octopus has but a toddler always has eight more than you do.