A Bucket of Bolts and Letdowns

  • My First Mechanical Success

    My First Mechanical Success

    It is hard to put something back together when you disassembled it using only a large flat screwdriver and a hammer.

  • Driving to Work in a Chicken Coop

    Driving to Work in a Chicken Coop

    Imagine sitting inside of a chicken coop as it is shoved through the atmosphere at 65 mph – feathers, dust, noise, shuddering and shaking – you get the idea!

  • My Problems Are Fine

    My Problems Are Fine

    Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I’d say mine are fine.

  • Dissolving Steel Out of Aluminum with Alum Powder

    Dissolving Steel Out of Aluminum with Alum Powder

    This apparently comes from an old watchmaker’s trick. They frequently break steel screws in brass and they use this method to dissolve the screw out of the brass.

  • The Fate of a Bunny

    The Fate of a Bunny

    That time we gave our van to a homeless lady and then her dog ended up killing our pet bunny.

  • A Remarkable Series of Events

    A Remarkable Series of Events

    It all started when someone tried to give me a motorcycle.

  • Four Teenagers Drive a Saturn to Mexico

    Four Teenagers Drive a Saturn to Mexico

    That time three friends and I graduated high school and drove my $600 car from Pennsylvania to Mexico and back again.

  • Fence Jumper

    Fence Jumper

    I fix the van, build a fence to keep my children from hitchhiking, and massacre spiders in my basement.

  • Palm Trees & Plagues

    Palm Trees & Plagues

    I don’t really know how many tentacles an octopus has but a toddler always has eight more than you do.

  • Win Some, Lose Some

    Win Some, Lose Some

    I climbed over two fence rows, a rather prickly bush, and slid down a bridge embankment before I reached a road I could trudge down, looking lost and forlorn with…