Then Again, Mom Wasn't An Engineer
Mom could never understand why I put so much effort into making boat models just to light them on fire. Then again, mom wasn’t an engineer.
Procrastination & Motivation
Procrastination is merely the process of distilling motivation down to its most ferocious form and then drinking it all in one sitting.
Taking The Bunny Out For A Casual Sunday Stroll
Bunnies prefer walking under pine trees, logs, thorn bushes, and parked cars which are all very hard places to walk.
We Bought A Bunny
I filled the sink with water and gave the bunny a bath. I've also given a chicken a bath and between the two, I'd say a bunny is easier.
Our Testimonies
"You can't go out there this time of year or you'll die," the Russian Mennonites said. "Come live with us for a few years to learn how to live here."
Delivering Bread With Herman & Huey
Body parts began falling off of us as we hiked. A knee would rattle off, a finger would work itself loose, a rib would jiggle free from its cage.
Defective Crayons And A Change Of Plans
I decided to just be a mechanic. I might as well have leprosy.
