Raising Children

02
Dec
Bunny Husbandry & Strange Talents

Bunny Husbandry & Strange Talents

A good engineer wouldn't let a little bunny pee on the porch stop him from persisting until he beat a bad design into a poor one.
8 min read
03
Nov
Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader

Introducing Oliver Quinn Snader

Once again I realized that, in theory I know how birth works, but I still have trouble believing it does.
5 min read
23
Sep
Lest By Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me

Lest By Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me

There's a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they're smarter than me and will move out on their own.
9 min read
14
Aug
Adi Sends Posts, Elliot Runs Wild, Family Goes to AirVenture

Adi Sends Posts, Elliot Runs Wild, Family Goes to AirVenture

If we give away all our spoons, we'll have to eat soup with our fingers.
11 min read
03
Mar
The Fears Of A Father

The Fears Of A Father

No matter where you are in life, there's something to worry about.
5 min read
20
Dec
The Ketchup Conviction

The Ketchup Conviction

The best way to cover up hotdog taste is by covering it with corn syrup, red dye, and a bit of tomato juice. It's a substance commonly called ketchup.
3 min read
20
Oct
Video: Interview With Adi, Delightfully Dizzy, & More

Video: Interview With Adi, Delightfully Dizzy, & More

Not all that captivating, just a couple minutes of kids being kids.
28
Sep
Trash Cans, Preschool, Engine Overhauls, & Family Vacay

Trash Cans, Preschool, Engine Overhauls, & Family Vacay

Instead of compost, we were producing weapons grade mustard gas.
6 min read
24
Aug
Slugs, Haunted Houses, & Indecisive Children

Slugs, Haunted Houses, & Indecisive Children

It's bad enough having tenants that don't pay rent, it's even worse if they're the evil, metaphysical kind.
7 min read
01
Jun
Gutter Gardens

Gutter Gardens

Not that I'm opposed to gardening. Why just the other Saturday I was weeding my gutters.
7 min read