You might say that $40 is too much for an aspirin but it's really a moot point because they won't tell you the price until eight months after you're home.
One time I witnessed a very wise father who opened a pack of gummy candies, took two, and said, "Gotta pay your taxes."
Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.
If you've ever wondered why your children don't come with a volume or an on/off button it's because apparently parents abused the features during children beta testing.
A blog full of great child rearing tips like Cleaning and Corrosion Control, Read the Manuals, Calibrate Your Instruments, etc.
Elliot gets annoyed because we won't let him enjoy his swimming pool in peace.
For one thing, your wife becomes very hormonal, which isn't her fault, really, it's just God's way of making up for your lack of effort during childbirth.
At this point, her tiny toothbrush probably has more germs on it than the toilet brush. Of course, since all she has is baby teeth, they'll fall out anyway. It's like nature's dentist. "Hey kid, you ruined your first pair of teeth, but here are some new teeth. Try again."
Of course, you can’t just get any ointment, it has to be infant safe with all natural coloring and zero corn syrup. This makes the price go up about $10 an ounce. Wait, isn’t the infant formula more diluted? How is it more expensive!?
Some people build cathedral like nurseries for their babies, inspired by the best and brightest ideas that Pinterest has to offer. They equip the room with inspirational banners reminding the baby to participate in "Sweet Dreams" and they adorn the walls with artful Bible verses admonishing the baby in the way it should go. I … Continue reading If You’re Happy & You Know It… Sing This Song Again