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Post 203: Phantom Potholes & Life Lessons
Potholes get fixed, Elliot learns to use a drill, and we get an espresso maker which keeps our guard up all night.
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Post 197: Common Cockroaches & Exotic Marsupials
It can be an unsettling transition to go from sipping coffee to having a marsupial in your hair without any time to get used to the idea.
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Post 196: Do Fish Even Sting People?
Suddenly a spiny fin shot out of the sand and stabbed Kenneth in the thumb, then made a hasty retreat into deeper waters. Kenneth made a hasty retreat back to…
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So Far We’ve Been Spreading Diabetes More Effectively Than The Gospel…
But thank you for your patience with us. Good things take time!
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Report: God Modified Children’s Interface Before Public Release Because Parents Are Lazy Human Beings (Satire)
If you’ve ever wondered why your children don’t come with a volume or an on/off button it’s because apparently parents abused the features during children beta testing.
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Seven Serious, No Nonsense Tips for First Time Parents
I’m not saying you have to be enthusiastic about poop – that may be a little overboard – but you’ll have to be able to tolerate it.
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Leaving the Farm, Milking Cows, & Vinegar Baths
Then I grabbed that dangling, fleshy udder and squeezed as hard as I could. A little drop plinked into the bucket.
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Eggs in the Toaster
This laser-focus-on-one-thing-at-a-time means that I’m not equipped to babysit a toddler at a reasonable level of competency.
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Adilene Gets Sick, Janice Gets Queasy, & I Get Budgeting Help
The smells that emanate from her diaper under normal conditions can euthanize a horse but when she gets the stomach bug I could sell her diapers to ISIS to use…
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Family Photo Fun
People are more likely to support a family that looks all nice and put together than one where Dad is gritting his teeth holding a screaming baby while Mommy is…
