The Miracle of Life and the Madness of Pregnancy

One thing I learned about pregnant women, or pregnant Janice's at least, is that they have superhuman smelling. A bloodhound could have his nose down to the ground, sniffing for all he's worth and not picking up any scents whatsoever. My wife would come along, take one light sniff, and then point the bloodhound in the right direction, "That way, stupid."