22
Sep
Kiwi, The Green Car Alarm
A screeching Eclectus parrot teaches me a lesson about contentment.
7 min read
Lectures From My High Horse
02
Jun
Simple Solutions Versus Wild Ambition
Mechanics without pilot licenses are a bit like penguins. We’re basically flightless birds. This is why we don’t care much about the weather. Pilots do.
8 min read
24
Mar
Anyone In Their Right Minds Know That Animals Don't Use Toilets
We eat antibiotics like Tic-Tacs, we try not to curse the world, and Elliot gets new underwear.
8 min read
18
Jul
Getting Things We Don't Deserve
That time when God provided for our MTI training, Elliot learned to ride a bike, and Adi started a brand new life.
9 min read
01
Jun
Life Isn't About You! An Inspirational Speech
The first step to giving a baccalaureate speech is finding out what baccalaureate means.
9 min read
12
Mar
Pennsylvania Bans New Jersey Drivers
Morality, like turning signals, is relative. I haven’t been paying attention to driving laws before, why would I start now?
3 min read
29
Jan
I Consider Myself Smarter Than A Donkey So I Remain Hopeful
If he didn't run home to his mama whimpering, then maybe he had what it took to be a missionary.
8 min read
20
Dec
The Ketchup Conviction
The best way to cover up hotdog taste is by covering it with corn syrup, red dye, and a bit of tomato juice. It's a substance commonly called ketchup.
3 min read
21
Nov
Perspective!
You begin to realize that all the little things that looked so big to you are actually just a small part of a much bigger picture.
5 min read
16
Jun
When God Calls You To Eat An Elephant
We're trying to achieve things but God's trying to teach us things.
4 min read