The problem is that your wife wants the organic, limited edition bath bombs handmade from essential oils by Tibetan monks and then blessed by the pope. The pope's blessing doesn't come cheaply and so you're on the hook for some overpriced bubble bath.
If my friend Nathaniel, for instance, gets a slight whiff of a stinky diaper he'll forcibly crash through a second story window to escape the smell. If you can't overcome this instinct I'm afraid you'll injure yourself because you'll be jumping out of windows three of four times a day.
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