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Post 200: Our First Tropical Christmas
Prepping for my Exam In the last post I mentioned that I needed to take some more tests. I have to take these tests at an authorized testing center and…
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Death Warmed Over Is Better Than Death Served Cold, But It’s Still Worrisome.
Janice picks up some strange tropical disease and Adi gets stitches which causes me to muse about suffering and its effects.
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I Know What’s Wrong With My Faucet But What’s Wrong With My Feet?
I have a revelation about feet while walking to the hardware store to look for a new faucet.
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Speaking Funny
Language learning is shifting from memorizing vocabulary to the next step: Embarrassing oneself.
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“It Won’t Take Long”
Traveling is getting easier with each generation, thus losing its ability to shape our character. Maybe this is why our nation is in a moral decline.
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Janice, she’s the she for me
We agreed to be betterer until best, whether plenty or nought. And it’s not always easy to be bettering like you should, But she’ll help you betterer, better than you…
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The Miracle of Life and the Madness of Pregnancy
God, If Janice loves Alaska, we’ll move there. If not, then I’ll stop bugging you about Alaska and we’ll get on with our lives.
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Rain, Flies, Cooking Shows, & A New Mattress
I want to slap every one of them and throw them into a grass covered hut in Haiti for a few weeks and feed them nothing but monkey brains and…
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VBS Conclusions, Chicken Poop, Feasting Like An Amish, and Other Things That Happened.
Once I start honing my bitter edge of sarcasm, it can be hard to put that weapon down.
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Burn Couches, Not Bridges
Junk piles seem to grow to point where they have their own gravity and actually start absorbing items into themselves. It will begin pulling things off shelves and will actually…
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How We Ended Up Here (Pennsylvania, That Is)
Basically running a hatchery is performing mundane, dirty tasks on a recurring weekly basis.
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Adilene Gets Sick, Janice Gets Queasy, & I Get Budgeting Help
The smells that emanate from her diaper under normal conditions can euthanize a horse but when she gets the stomach bug I could sell her diapers to ISIS to use…
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Romance and Raccoons; How Janice and I Met
It all started with a missions trip… and then dead raccoons. Three of them, to be exact.
