Holy Matrimony!

Dumping Money Into A Slot Machine And Hoping.

Kiwi, The Green Car Alarm

I Know What's Wrong With My Faucet, But What's Wrong With My Feet?

Speaking Funny

My Fate Was To Stand There For An Eternity Wishing I Were Dead.

Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!