Seven Serious, No Nonsense Tips for First Time Parents

If my friend Nathaniel, for instance, gets a slight whiff of a stinky diaper he’ll forcibly crash through a second story window to escape the smell. If you can’t overcome this instinct I’m afraid you’ll injure yourself because you’ll be jumping out of windows three of four times a day.

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5 Ways to Look Rich While Being Dirt Poor

Being rich is a lot of work so here’s a few ways to act the part while avoiding the stress of the fluctuating stock market or the threat of being kidnapped and held for ransom. 1. Subscribe to the Flying magazine. Nothing screams money like airplanes. Now, you probably can’t afford an airplane but you…

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THE BIG IDEA: Fixing and Flying Missionary Airplanes With MMS Aviation

Now you probably know this, but you can’t just trot down to the local mission in the Amazon and tell them you want to fly their airplanes around. They don’t generally let people do that. They don’t even let you work on them without some training (they don’t want people dying in plane crashes, which I can understand).

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Minivans are Manly (Obviously)

Click here to get notified of new blogs by email! I haven’t written any posts in awhile, mostly because I’ve been in hiding. I’ve been in hiding because I’ve committed a shameful, awful act that I didn’t want anyone to find out about. No, no, I didn’t become a vegetarian or start a gluten free…

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