Work Team Frees Mechanic Held Hostage By Airplanes
A "Global Response" team traveled from Ohio to perform the rescue using only rivet guns and wrenches.
"It Won't Take Long."
Traveling is getting easier with each generation, thus losing its ability to shape our character. Maybe this is why our nation is in a moral decline.
Then Again, Mom Wasn't An Engineer
Mom could never understand why I put so much effort into making boat models just to light them on fire. Then again, mom wasn’t an engineer.
Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America
It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
Fence Jumper
An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."