"It Won't Take Long."
Traveling is getting easier with each generation, thus losing its ability to shape our character. Maybe this is why our nation is in a moral decline.
Then Again, Mom Wasn't An Engineer
Mom could never understand why I put so much effort into making boat models just to light them on fire. Then again, mom wasn’t an engineer.
Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America
It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
Fence Jumper
An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."
