The zoning enforcement officer knocks on my door. “So you’re starting a hog farm in your backyard? We’re getting complaints about some sort of smell.” I shook my head. “No, that’s my daughter, Adilene. She has the stomach bug.” He crinkled his nose. “May God be with you.” He quickly leaves the premises with his … Continue reading Adilene Gets Sick, Janice Gets Queasy, & I Get Budgeting Help
The Bible states that we should be “of a sound mind.” (2 Timothy 1:7, KJV) I don’t disagree but I think maybe Paul didn’t quite understand what traveling with a sick baby in a minivan was like. Is there a little leeway with the “sound mind” standard? Like, I’m mostly coherent but there is a … Continue reading Nocturnal Zombie Drivers
People are more likely to support a family that looks all nice and put together than one where dad is gritting his teeth holding a screaming baby while mommy is wiping throw up off of her pajamas.