Phantom Potholes & Life Lessons
Elliot learns to use a drill, Adi learns life lessons, and our new espresso machine keeps our guard up all night.
Anyone In Their Right Minds Know That Animals Don't Use Toilets
We eat antibiotics like Tic-Tacs, we try not to curse the world, and Elliot gets new underwear.
Death Warmed Over is Better Than Death Served Cold, But It's Still Worrisome.
Janice picks up some strange tropical disease and Adi gets stitches which causes me to muse about suffering and its effects.
Medical Procedures, Feather Pillows, Allergic Reactions, & Wailing!
That time when Adi had an allergic reaction, Janice had gallbladder issues, and I got some cysts removed.
My Problems Are Fine
Everyone always has problems in life no matter what. And if I had to pick problems to have, I'd say mine are fine.
Close, But No Baby
Janice recovers from COVID and almost has a baby. I work on a Porter and get some help changing a tire on a King Air.
Lest By Her Continual Coming She Wearies Me
There's a real possibility that by six years of age my kids will realize they're smarter than me and will move out on their own.
