You might say that $40 is too much for an aspirin but it’s really a moot point because they won’t tell you the price until eight months after you’re home.
Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.
A blog full of great child rearing tips like Cleaning and Corrosion Control, Read the Manuals, Calibrate Your Instruments, etc.
Editors Note: The Prayer Journal is no longer updated. Instead I’m just including prayer requests with our usual updates. So instead of writing whatever I feel like at the moment – which usually means I forget to write about important things that happen and instead blog about stupid things – I am assigning myself a […]
We were having a conversation with another couple who were expecting their first child. They mentioned that they just finished painting their nursery and so now it’s ready to go! “That’s cute,” I said. They assumed this meant I was interested in the inner workings of their nursery organizational system and proceeded to share their […]
If my friend Nathaniel, for instance, gets a slight whiff of a stinky diaper he’ll forcibly crash through a second story window to escape the smell. If you can’t overcome this instinct I’m afraid you’ll injure yourself because you’ll be jumping out of windows three of four times a day.
One thing I learned about pregnant women, or pregnant Janice’s at least, is that they have superhuman smelling.
Of course, you can’t just get any ointment, it has to be infant safe with all natural coloring and zero corn syrup. This makes the price go up about $10 an ounce. Wait, isn’t the infant formula more diluted? How is it more expensive!?