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Fixing Airplanes In My Opinion

Old Money

It seems, from my limited perspective and time involved in missions, that older people find it harder to raise support.

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The Ketchup Conviction

One time I witnessed a very wise father who opened a pack of gummy candies, took two, and said, “Gotta pay your taxes.”

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Perspective!

It’s like your lens gets zoomed out wider and wider and you begin to realize that all the little things that looked so big to you are actually just a small part of a much bigger picture.

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Family Flyby In My Opinion Raising children

Quarrelsome Instagram Health Nuts

Instagram Health Nuts tend to be quite quarrelsome and irritable about things, especially gluten, sugar, dairy, artificial coloring, or being fat.

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Getting Old & Being Mature About It

I watched all my nose hairs perform a synchronized dance with my lungs. It looked like the furry back of a buffalo rippling in the savannah wind. I sighed. It was time for a nose hair trimmer.

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You Are Called to Be Involved

Being a missionary is a serious calling but it’s a calling that shouldn’t be uncommon in the Christian community.

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Tools of the Trade

Snap-on wrenches are high paid lawyers flying around in helicopters. Pittsburgh wrenches, on the other hand, are like relatives who watch a lot of lawyer shows and actually do a decent job if you only deal with the occasional traffic citation.

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You Can’t Outrun A Game Camera

Halfway through my shower I was lathered head to toe in cheap body wash when the shower abruptly stopped. The water supply had run out! Matt must have forgotten to hook up the water. I was standing there wide eyed and shivering. What now?

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When God Calls You to Eat an Elephant

When God does call you to eat an elephant, He will help you eat the entire carcass; even the chewy gross bits such as the floppy ears, big toenails, and the hairy tail.

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The Single Best Piece of Marriage Advice for Single Men (& It’s Only 1 step)

One time I felt the urge to eat healthy so I went to BB’s Grocery Outlet and bought several frozen five pound bags of Brussel sprouts. Then I ate nothing but brussel sprouts for supper for a month straight.