I’m a perfectionist. If I tell you that while you’re visiting our home this may cause you to scratch your chin and mutter under your breath, “Why then does it … Continue Reading The Perfectionist’s Predicament
We were having a conversation with another couple who were expecting their first child. They mentioned that they just finished painting their nursery and so now it’s ready to go! … Continue Reading Nursery Design Tips
The problem is that your wife wants the organic, limited edition bath bombs handmade from essential oils by Tibetan monks and then blessed by the pope. The pope’s blessing doesn’t come cheaply and so you’re on the hook for some overpriced bubble bath.
If my friend Nathaniel, for instance, gets a slight whiff of a stinky diaper he’ll forcibly crash through a second story window to escape the smell. If you can’t overcome this instinct I’m afraid you’ll injure yourself because you’ll be jumping out of windows three of four times a day.
Being rich is a lot of work so here’s a few ways to act the part while avoiding the stress of the fluctuating stock market or the threat of being … Continue Reading 5 Ways to Look Rich While Being Dirt Poor
Happy 3rd Anniversary, Janice! I’m happy I married you. Hopefully this “poem” doesn’t cause you to regret that decision… Janice, she’s the she for me She’s the one for me, … Continue Reading Janice, she’s the she for me
Of course, you can’t just get any ointment, it has to be infant safe with all natural coloring and zero corn syrup. This makes the price go up about $10 an ounce. Wait, isn’t the infant formula more diluted? How is it more expensive!?
Quickly and easily learn to speak like Adilene, our 16 month old daughter, with this comprehensive guide.
Last Saturday Janice and I went to garage sales to see if we could find cheap useful things. It was Saturday morning, around 10 am. Janice casually mentioned we should … Continue Reading Garage Sale Cultures
Technology has shortened our attention span. In fact, at this point, we’re even too busy to utter words more than two syllables long. Like, serious, no one’s got time for … Continue Reading Words Take Too Long
One of the quickest ways to increase our grocery bill is for me to tag along with my wife to the local Amish bent and dent store. I love finding … Continue Reading Yoder’s Bent & Dent Emporium VS the Mission Field
Click here to get notified of new blogs by email! I haven’t written any posts in awhile, mostly because I’ve been in hiding. I’ve been in hiding because I’ve committed … Continue Reading Minivans are Manly (Obviously)