Janice, she’s the she for me

Happy 3rd Anniversary, Janice! I'm happy I married you. Hopefully this "poem" doesn't cause you to regret that decision... Janice, she's the she for me She's the one for me, you see. She tickles my ticker; makes it gurgle, giggle, and hippety hop. It wiggles, jiggles, and positively pippety pops. “But human hearts do no … Continue reading Janice, she’s the she for me

Yoder’s Bent & Dent Emporium VS the Mission Field

One of the quickest ways to increase our grocery bill is for me to tag along with my wife to the local Amish bent and dent store. I love finding odd things at cheap prices. Of course, there's always the off chance that the odd thing will turn out to be stale, full of maggots, … Continue reading Yoder’s Bent & Dent Emporium VS the Mission Field