The problem is that your wife wants the organic, limited edition bath bombs handmade from essential oils by Tibetan monks and then blessed by the pope. The pope’s blessing doesn’t come cheaply and so you’re on the hook for some overpriced bubble bath.
The brilliance of God taking sinners and turning their lives around is that it makes a very compelling story. The best stories are not ones where the hero makes all the right choices, faces no hardships, and easily fulfills his calling.
If my friend Nathaniel, for instance, gets a slight whiff of a stinky diaper he’ll forcibly crash through a second story window to escape the smell. If you can’t overcome this instinct I’m afraid you’ll injure yourself because you’ll be jumping out of windows three of four times a day.
You may not even think you’re qualified to do what He’s asking but God is not limited by your lack of ability, only your lack of obedience.
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A couple weeks ago, our family got out of the house, packed up the baby paraphernalia into the minivan, and drove down to Fiddler’s Pond. It doesn’t have any fiddlers there that I’ve seen, but it does have a nice 1.5 mile trail looping around the pond, or maybe the lake, I don’t know. It’s […]
Of course, you can’t just get any ointment, it has to be infant safe with all natural coloring and zero corn syrup. This makes the price go up about $10 an ounce. Wait, isn’t the infant formula more diluted? How is it more expensive!?
Both truth and spirit are inseparable ingredients in the chicken noodle soup of marriage and religion.
Last Saturday Janice and I went to garage sales to see if we could find cheap useful things. It was Saturday morning, around 10 am. Janice casually mentioned we should go garage saling. I looked at the time, a bit taken aback, and mentioned something like, “They’ll be over by the time we ever get […]
Hello! My name is Josh Snader. I married a beautiful woman named Janice and this eventually resulted in two new human beings: Adilene Grace (our oldest ) and Elliot Adrian (our youngest). Related: Romance and Raccoons: How Janice and I Got Hitched We’re Christians who take the phrase “Go ye therefore and teach all nations” […]