Over The River And Through The Woods...
It’s funny but when you move away from home it feels like everything should stay the same until you come back. It doesn’t.
Thanksgiving In The Most Redneck County In America
It takes a brave man to open a septic and I was questioning my credentials as I plopped a bucket and slowly unscrewed the lid.
New Apprentices, Dirty Toothbrushes, Nice Dentists
Janice shrieked, ran across the ceiling, and yanked the toothbrush out of Adi’s astonished hands.
Delivering Bread With Herman & Huey
Body parts began falling off of us as we hiked. A knee would rattle off, a finger would work itself loose, a rib would jiggle free from its cage.
Defective Crayons And A Change Of Plans
I decided to just be a mechanic. I might as well have leprosy.
The Church Search
We feel like Goldilocks finding a bowl of porridge. This church is a little too hot and that one is a little too cold.
Fence Jumper
An enterprising individual could bake some whoopie pies and then set them on a table beside the road with a sign "Feed Amish. $5."
Starting My Apprenticeship At MMS Aviation
A squawk is the sound a bird makes when something is wrong. It's also the sound a pilot makes when he complains about something.
