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In My Opinion

When God Calls You to Eat an Elephant

When God does call you to eat an elephant, He will help you eat the entire carcass; even the chewy gross bits such as the floppy ears, big toenails, and the hairy tail.

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Family Flyby

A Toddler Can Melt Your Heart Faster Than A Flamethrower

Where to start? We’ve been busy. The day before we moved to Ohio, some “friends” brought over a present for Adi – a brand new baby kitten! I’d rather that they gave Adi a megaton of TNT since TNT doesn’t shed hair or poop in your shoes. Plus, it still kills moles in your backyard! […]